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 CONGRATS.Your phone has
been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the
pieces....
Always start your day
with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E -
ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll
always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs
pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied, loving
urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed
without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u
lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the other
day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over,
there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was
home
Press down down more Ok
more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah
oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text
!
I really deeply wish tat u
r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my
bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2
show u my glow in the dark
watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my
heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Ikram
What is the height of
Flirting?
What is the height of
Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY
CONCERN". By Amit
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK
UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE
HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A
CUTY};-pasha
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$
##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe
ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
raghavv
2417
this is your mobile
operator we can see that you are too dump to use your
mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on
it remzozo
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring
SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from
your life santhu
A husband was stung by a bee on
his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh
God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Baboshisto
If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t
darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K
More Naughty sms messages coming
soon.
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