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This Page Comprises of This Weeks Best sms
messages
Best SMS messages From
dated 13th Nov to 03 Dec
 aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa
diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir
se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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Full Name: dibesh, talcher
Mobile: 9437195653
sms kerne main
kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Full Name: wafa
Mobile: 03047112200
karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti
hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID
card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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Full Name: saadia hassan(burbadi)
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka
Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho
yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Full Name: BOND
Mobile: 0301-6612312
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is
having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Full Name: shashi
Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.Ch, Amir#03007436713
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Full Name: Amir S
Mobile: 03007436713
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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Full Name: banni
Mobile: 9431090747
WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K
KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Full Name: NABROY
Mobile: 00966563744935
Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb
ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty
hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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Full Name: sameer
Mobile: 03334313619
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Full Name: friend4u
Mobile: 0321-3882498
Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to
de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan
hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch
na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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Full Name: raj
Mobile: 9860268867
Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply
karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or
Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano
sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Full Name: sadia
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best
to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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Full Name: harsh
Mobile: 9819343938
meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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Full Name: mani
Mobile: 03216020369
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji
Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab
Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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Full Name: hassan
Mobile: 03028700420
pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se
niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to
barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to
jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam
zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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Full Name: zulfi
Mobile: 03339859329
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie
doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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Full Name: GOHER
Mobile: 03452425045
khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks
ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah
tha.
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Full Name: sahil
Mobile: 0334-4127074
chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.
Full Name: semi
Mobile: 03016516486
Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you
been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little
mouse under the chair!'
Punjabi Translation:
'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu
hai...................??????????/
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Full Name: ATIF
Mobile: 0300-9495309 / 0321-4246309
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey
lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to
yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
Mobile: 03004981465
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte
tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade
leyi
tere kol time koi naa.
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Full Name: nasar khan khosa baloch
Mobile: 92-345-2862202
ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte
huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal
badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696
ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte
huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay
ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov
28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH
PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH
PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile: 03042162
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